June 2011
19 posts
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disgusting
a pet peeve of mine
raisins in chicken salad
act right, dear fuckos
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fantastique
obviouslytma:
woops, 3-day weekends make for really forgetful blog situations. here’s a picture (that’s not mine) to remind you that i’m still here. see ya in a day or two.
robert frank sick of goodbyes, 1978
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dead waterbug haiku
while cleaning my room,
dry and curled up. i guess
i had to do this.
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allergies haiku
i can hear my lungs
sneezes endanger bladder
why are trees bitches?
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no action haiku
where the men be at
we’re walking through the desert
elvis costello
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hunger haiku
perusing photos
i can taste the savory
it’s stomach torture
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apartment haiku
of couches we’ve two
two is too many for us
life is really hard
April 2011
9 posts
“i just wanna like take you home, tie you up, and shave your face.”
– b
haiku
never had to knock
on wood, but tonight we will
win that trivia
watch out, prospect heights
WE TAKIN OVA
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cmjp asked: Whats up?
March 2011
1 post
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January 2011
24 posts
Atonement Of The Week
Dear Leigh,
I am sorry that I am going to be the reason you lose trivia this week. I have things to do. You know. Eat tasty treats. Enjoy complimentary glasses of wine. But you know. You’d be there if you didn’t work til fucking 8 pm in the evening!
I love you.
Briana
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Poop Machine →
Metal Band Name Of The Week
DEATH ERECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“Everyone is a little bitch.”
– God
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Jealousy Of The Week
Bill Murray. You. Karaoke. Is this not every fucking person’s dream? Especially after watching Lost In Translation? Well, if not, you probably do things like make bread balls for fun. And then stick the bread balls up your nose.
These fuckos from our city had the pleasure of singing karaoke with Sir Bill for over FOUR HOURS. How we do this? How we make him ours?
God, doesn’t he...
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Leigh's Complaint of The Day
Skim Milk. Skim Milk. How many times does one have to say you want skim milk in your tea to actually get it? I ordered a Black Caramel tea with skim milk. Then I ordered an Irish Morning tea with skim milk. Then I was forced to order an English Breakfast (the Tea Lounge is always out of shit) with skim milk. After all of that, and saying “Yes, skim milk, please”, did I get the fucking...
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