The Leigh and Briana Cooking Show

Leigh and Briana's Special Stew

-1Brain of Leigh(diced)
-1Brain of Briana(mashed)
-2Gallons Whiskey
-18 16oz Budweisers
-553 cigarettes
-1dead bird (preferably pigeon)
-97 grievances
-34 unfortunate facial expressions
-78 eye-rolls or scoffs
-450 post punk songs
-Some art that doesn't suck(if in season)
-27 pairs of awesome shoes
-52 articles of dark colored clothing
-29 burps
-33 loogies

Blend together in a large pot and let simmer for 3 days. Serve hot and garnish with rosemary.